Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Chris Crocker Is the Quintessentially-Successful, Gay YouTuber Who Has Done It All!

 He is the first openly-gay, American Tennessean male on YouTube, who achieves elebrity status by receiving millions of views from his videos on gay culture as he lives it circa 2005.  Since YouTube acquiesces into monetizing all video content in 2006, Chris Cunningham-Crocker (actor, singer/songwriter, blogger, gay porn star) earns thousands of dollars in advertising revenue from visitors’ click-thrus to his YouTube channel.  Long blonde-haired, blue-eyed, super-effeminate Chris takes every opportunity to gain channel visitors.  Some mean-spirited YouTubers try to break his making-fabulous-online-content stride.  He has many highs and lows with angelic and malicious YouTubers.  Chris delivers a huge notice to stunned fans.
After YouTube’s content monetization kicks-in, Chris makes sure that he connects with his gay and gay-friendly audience.  Chris openly professes the benefits of Meta tags, which internet browsers read to channel keywords to an audience looking for that type of content.  Meta tags enable Chris to hunt for search engine users who are looking for #gay content—Chris drives them to his gay content just by using that meta tag (Back then, few knew how to use meta tags to drive people to channel content).  Chris sets the online bar how to communicate with a gay audience by sharing his philosophy on gay life and by giving an example how to live a fun, gay life.  Well-known for his short-hair hair-flip video in which he says, “Please, bitch!” Chris turns that old cliché into a meme.  Many of Chris’ followers make copycat videos.  Chris cries and begs to millions online to “Leave Britney Alone,” as he responds to tabloid articles ridiculing his favorite singer, Britney Spears.  His video goes viral, and he makes it to national evening talk-shows, such as Jimmy Kimmel’s show.  Making videos of his sexual advances to other men is a favorite pastime of his.  Chris makes a habit out of encouraging his viewers to watch his videos and to leave comments about his videos on his flamboyant gay lifestyle.
            Sometimes, Chris’ channel comments create obstacles for his online enjoyment.  Gay-bashing YouTubers give him a heaping helping of vulgar gay expletives and tell him to kill himself.  Some tell Chris to close his channel.  Chris takes those comments in stride because every time haters view his gay-power videos or click on his advertisements, he gets paid for their traffic.  Haters make him rich, but they also make him blue.  While he gets much love and positive comments from adoring fans, the pithy, fire-and-brimstone comments from haters drive him to make videos that expand gay culture to even broader areas for their approval.
            After ditching the long, blonde hair and female appearance for a short-haired-brunet, masculine look, Chris changes his outlook about how he is treated by wicked YouTubers and demands change.  He videos himself with tons of boyfriends and friends from Broadway and from American Idol who love him and show him gay acceptance.  Chris makes enlightening videos with universal messages of gay rights, and demands better treatment of gays.  Rugged and goateed Chris becomes a gay pop star, stars in gay porn, and he says that he gains much respect from singing and from his movie debut.  Despite the extreme change from the former drag queen look to the latter macho butch-boy look, some YouTubers gang up on Chris by leaving caustic comments and information wars against him in Chris’ channel comments.  So, despite all the money and the wonderful videos he makes lifting up the gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered communities worldwide, Chris decides to change things up a bit.

            Chris announces that he is deleting his YouTube channel as of September 16, 2015.  He stuns the greater YouTube community, who thinks the 27-year-old Chris has the toughest skin ever.  Chris posted to his Facebook page that “the website got so toxic with comments telling me to kill myself if I just uploaded a regular ‘hi, how are you guys?’ video that it just wasn’t worth it….”  It feels like Chris’ haters are a legion of his closest, but extremely jealous, friends.
Image:  Chris Crocker:  Instagram.
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